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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Nordic Mosquitoes
Limericks, Rated G

Nordic Mosquitoes

TRONDHEIM, NORWAY — The only thing worse than a bloodsucking skeeter is all of them draining you at once.

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Javier Seguro
November 4, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fate of Pinocchio
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fate of Pinocchio

TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2016December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
Nantucket
Limericks, Rated R

Nantucket

NANTUCKET ISLAND, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — The man from here is known the world over for one thing: his irresistible ear.

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Stumpy
September 27, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Jäger Shots
Haikus, Rated G

Jäger Shots

SWALLOW HILL, DELAWARE, USA — Alcohol is not the best way to learn about physics, but it will do in a pinch.

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Stumpy
September 9, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Joe
Limericks, Rated R

Joe

INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, USA — Joe’s a tough motherfucker, yet he’s got a soft spot he wants to keep secret.

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Stumpy
September 8, 2016November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Homeless Prostitute
Limericks, Rated PG

The Homeless Prostitute

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, USA — Fuller Park is a rough neighborhood, especially for sex workers that people consider trash.

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Stumpy
September 5, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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