Limericks, Rated R


Nantucket’s the home of that freak,
Whose huge member makes him unique,
In that as he self-fellates
He grins and contemplates,
His ear canal-fucking technique.

There are laws in some states so austere,
That they regulate the sexual sphere;
For instance, at this time
It’s a felony crime
In Massachusetts to fuck your own ear.

Of course this is an homage to the most famous of all dirty limericks:

The Man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long, he could suck it;
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it!”

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