The Eulogy of Jedediah Bittle
CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Tragedy can strike anyone, even the legends among us, though the truth of it is hard to swallow.
Category: Rated G
G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.
Jack Sprat
ESSEX, ENGLAND — Surprisingly, gastronomic compatibility is a poor basis for a meaningful marital relationship.
Wet Nurse Neve
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA — Neve is a milk entrepreneur in America’s Dairyland. But can she expand her operation?
Vaguely Clever
TIGHTWAD, MISSOURI, USA — Unemployment sucks. Job-searching sucks. Working sucks.
Brazen Grayson
SELMA, CALIFORNIA, USA — Playing with your food can yield some interesting results.
