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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated G

G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.

Roy Batty
Haikus, Rated G

Roy Batty

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — We all grapple with our own mortality. Perhaps our own conscious creations will as well.

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Stumpy
October 1, 2017November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Unsavory Antelopes
Limericks, Rated G

Unsavory Antelopes

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — Not all African antelopes are held in the same regard in Nguni communities.

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Veronika Andelsky
September 1, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Pieru Club
Limericks, Rated G

The Pieru Club

HELSINKI, FINLAND — Is that the smell of birch boughs? Fuck, no.

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Stumpy
June 18, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Gold Inside
Limericks, Rated G

Gold Inside

ZAMBEZIA PROVINCE, MOZAMBIQUE — Let’s crack some skulls.

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Stumpy
June 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Sardines
Limericks, Rated G

Sardines

AGADIR, MOROCCO — Nature provides for all of us in the most amazing ways.

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Stumpy
April 25, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Ipecac
Limericks, Rated G

Ipecac

VALDOSTA, GEORGIA, USA — If you’re going down, anyway, pre-plan your posthumous revenge.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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