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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated G

G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.

Barnacles
Limericks, Rated G

Barnacles

SOUTH PACIFIC — All creatures live according to the way of their kind. These tiny arthropods are no exception.

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Javier Seguro
April 15, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Robins
Limericks, Rated G

Robins

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA, USA — These common backyard birds are fascinating, but also amusing in their favored dietary choice.

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Stumpy
March 12, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
BLT
Limericks, Rated G

BLT

SARATOGA, NEW YORK, USA — Different cultures prefer different foods for different reasons.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
March 8, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Millie
Limericks, Rated G

Millie

FACEVILLE, GEORGIA, USA — Fuck bullies. Get away and then exact the best revenge: success.

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Stumpy
February 22, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Chef Papadopoulos
Limericks, Rated G

Chef Papadopoulos

THESSALONIKI, GREECE — Chef is a paragon of Mediterranean culinary excellence.

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Stumpy
November 7, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Say Cheese
Limericks, Rated G

Say Cheese

PARIS, FRANCE — The French staunchly defend their mother-tongue against linguistic incursion, but they don’t always succeed.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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