BLT
SARATOGA, NEW YORK, USA — Different cultures prefer different foods for different reasons.
Category: Rated G
G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.
Millie
FACEVILLE, GEORGIA, USA — Fuck bullies. Get away and then exact the best revenge: success.
Chef Papadopoulos
THESSALONIKI, GREECE — Chef is a paragon of Mediterranean culinary excellence.
Say Cheese
PARIS, FRANCE — The French staunchly defend their mother-tongue against linguistic incursion, but they don’t always succeed.
Nordic Mosquitoes
TRONDHEIM, NORWAY — The only thing worse than a bloodsucking skeeter is all of them draining you at once.
Jäger Shots
SWALLOW HILL, DELAWARE, USA — Alcohol is not the best way to learn about physics, but it will do in a pinch.