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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated G

G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.

Little Stinkers
Limericks, Rated G

Little Stinkers

ERWIN, TENNESSEE, USA — Nature is often courteous enough to warn would-be victims via high-contrast patterns or colors. The more garish, the more dangerous.

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Stumpy
March 22, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Brontosaur
Limericks, Rated G

Brontosaur

COMO BLUFF, WYOMING, USA — Animal taxonomy changes all the time as more data comes in and connections are made.

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Javier Seguro
March 3, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Stark and Certain Terms
Limericks, Rated G

Stark and Certain Terms

GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.

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Noushin Behrooz
February 8, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
An Odd Hieroglyph
Limericks, Rated G

An Odd Hieroglyph

GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.

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Stumpy
January 8, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
Limericks, Rated G

Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner

PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.

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Stumpy
December 17, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Pachyderms
Limericks, Rated G

Pachyderms

NORTHERN ZIMBABWE — An ode to elephants and their trunked awesomeness.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 23, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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  • About Us
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