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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Erectile Dysfunction
Limericks, Rated PG

Erectile Dysfunction

LAKE PLACID, NEW YORK, USA — The frustration is understandable, but the solution is not.

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June 6, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Bidet
Limericks, Rated PG

The Bidet

GROSSETO, ITALY — Yes, jets of water cleansing the anus. How exciting.

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March 2, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
North and South
Limericks, Rated PG

North and South

DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.

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January 26, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Jewfish
Limericks, Rated PG

The Jewfish

GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.

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December 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Trump Ain’t Racist
Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Ain’t Racist

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — Trump is many things—thief, xenophobe, misogynist, narcissist, liar, braggart, predator, cheat, homophobe, elitist—but is he a racist? Yes.

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November 10, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fate of Pinocchio
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fate of Pinocchio

TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.

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October 18, 2016December 25, 2024 · 1 min read

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