Miss Knox
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, USA — If you’re not getting this level of service from your financial institutions, it’s time to switch.
Category: Rated R
R – Reprehensible
Contains overtly sexual, violent and degenerate mature themes that are sure to offend and repulse.
Example: Fuck you, there is no example.
The Ass-Man
KIESTER, MINNESOTA, USA — If a fantasy comes true, actual reality may not live up to the imagined one.
Flock Talk
RAWLINNA SHEEP STATION, AUSTRALIA — They are talking about us.
Donald Trump
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.
Terminator: Kyle Reese
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.
Elf on the Shelf
FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.