The Rum of St. Croix
VIRGIN ISLANDS — The traditional, heavier rum made from blackstrap molasses has a peculiar taste.
Category: Rated R
R – Reprehensible
Contains overtly sexual, violent and degenerate mature themes that are sure to offend and repulse.
Example: Fuck you, there is no example.
Nantucket
NANTUCKET ISLAND, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — The man from here is known the world over for one thing: his irresistible ear.
Joe
INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, USA — Joe’s a tough motherfucker, yet he’s got a soft spot he wants to keep secret.
The Trekkie Version
PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”
Judge Graine
MONTREAL, CANADA — Justice is blind. In this case, it’s more important than ever.
Star Wars – Prequels
PLANET CORUSCANT — Here are some jokes about the Star Wars prequel trilogy, Episodes I–III.