Sex for the narcoleptic whore
Isn’t real exciting, for sure;
As foreplay’s a yawn,
Then she’s out until dawn,
When she wakes up, naked and sore.
You’d think narcolepsy and whoring
Would be inherently boring,
But it’s quite a bit cheaper
To screw a deep sleeper
That is, if you don’t mind the snoring.
Her clients, if asked, will attest
That her whoring career has progressed
At a slumberous pace,
Though one could make the case,
That at least she gets plenty of rest.
The Narcolepsy Network estimates that some 3 million people globally suffer from narcolepsy, a disease that causes excessive “sleepiness, sleep attacks, cataplexy, sleep paralysis, hallucinations, and disrupted nighttime sleep.” The loss of the neurotransmitter hypocretin (orexin) in the brain has been identified as the cause. The painting above is Sleeping Woman (1849) by Johann Baptist Reiter. If you don’t understand German, well, Deine Mutter schwitzt beim Kacken und dein Hund soll deinen Vater ficken.
