Unreliable Boners
BLACK PIPE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — It’s a race to acquire a bigger pecker. Who will end up on the short end of the stick?
Tag: Handicap
The infirm or disabled, due to a congenital defect, disease, war, accident or other violent event(s) that reduces mobility or prerequisite abilities to have a quality, fulfilling life.
Popeye the Sailor Man
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.
From the Internet
LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.
Dwarfs & Midgets
SHORT PUMP, VIRGINIA — A diminutive poetic form for diminutive human forms.
I Nipple Fart
DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.
The Narcoleptic Whore
TUCKAHOE, NEW JERSEY, USA — It’s hard enough to make a living on your back, but if you just can’t stay awake while you’re there?