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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Sperm Bank
Limericks, Rated PG

Sperm Bank

WANKERS CORNER, OREGON, USA — For all of two and a half minutes of “work,” if you’re chosen as a donor, the money’s easy to come by.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 13, 2023November 15, 2023 · 1 min read
Vultures
Limericks, Rated G

Vultures

OKAVANGO DELTA, BOTSWANA — Vultures used to answer to no one, but times have changed. When it comes to modern air travel, takeoff weight matters.

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Stumpy
October 25, 2023November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Fucking Birds
Poems, Rated R

Fucking Birds

AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA — As a group, our avian friends have some of the goofiest and most sexually suggestive names in the animal kingdom.

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Stumpy
October 17, 2023November 5, 2023 · 4 mins read
Powerful Totems
Limericks, Rated PG

Powerful Totems

KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 7, 2019November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Massage Parlor
Limericks, Rated PG

Massage Parlor

DONGGUAN, CHINA — For those seeking the healing properties of touch therapy in the red district, all’s well that ends well.

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Stumpy
April 5, 2019November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Speed
Limericks, Rated G

Speed

LAND OF VELOCIA — Different philosophies about how to approach life define these interspecies rivalries. Which appeals to you?

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Stumpy
February 3, 2019November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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