Sperm Bank
WANKERS CORNER, OREGON, USA — For all of two and a half minutes of “work,” if you’re chosen as a donor, the money’s easy to come by.
Vultures
OKAVANGO DELTA, BOTSWANA — Vultures used to answer to no one, but times have changed. When it comes to modern air travel, takeoff weight matters.
Fucking Birds
AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA — As a group, our avian friends have some of the goofiest and most sexually suggestive names in the animal kingdom.
Powerful Totems
KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.
Massage Parlor
DONGGUAN, CHINA — For those seeking the healing properties of touch therapy in the red district, all’s well that ends well.
