Limericks, Rated PG

Sperm Bank

The sperm bank in town pays quite well
So, of course, loads of men come to sell
Five milligrams a go,
Thrice a week or so,
Unless they’ve entered a dry spell.

According to the New York Times, “compensation varies, but an active donor who produces specimens twice a week might make $1,500 a month.”

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