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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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The Yurt
Limericks, Rated G

The Yurt

GOBI-MANCHURIAN STEPPE — These circular structures have been little marvels in Central Asia for thousands of years.

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Noushin Behrooz
January 17, 2019October 6, 2024 · 1 min read
Snickerdoodle
Limericks, Poems, Rated PG

Snickerdoodle

FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.

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Stumpy
January 16, 2019November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Old Saint Nick
Limericks, Rated R

Old Saint Nick

NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2018November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
No Underwear
Limericks, Rated PG

No Underwear

ZIP CITY, ALABAMA, USA — Beseech the gods for mercy, should you ever encounter the bloodthirsty beast that lurks below the belt.

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Stumpy
December 16, 2018November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Eulogy of Jedediah Bittle
Limericks, Rated G

The Eulogy of Jedediah Bittle

CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Tragedy can strike anyone, even the legends among us, though the truth of it is hard to swallow.

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Stumpy
October 3, 2018November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Kegels
Limericks, Rated R

Kegels

SUGAR BUNKER, NEVADA, USA — Do these exercises to maintain muscle tone.

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Stumpy
August 28, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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