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Tag: Celebrities

Famous and infamous people, who receive — and sometimes demand — our admiration and idolatry, but rarely deserve either.

Old Saint Nick
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Old Saint Nick

NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2018November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Trump Doubles Down
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Trump Doubles Down

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — The orange clown from Mar-a-Lago tosses raw meat to his cult over a fake border crisis.

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Fluffy Lane
March 7, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Washer
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The Washer

EDMONTON, CANADA — Technology always advances, but sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

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Stumpy
November 11, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald Trump
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Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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Stumpy
January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Trump Ain’t Racist
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Trump Ain’t Racist

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — Trump is many things—thief, xenophobe, misogynist, narcissist, liar, braggart, predator, cheat, homophobe, elitist—but is he a racist? Yes.

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Stumpy
November 10, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fate of Pinocchio
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The Fate of Pinocchio

TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2016December 25, 2024 · 1 min read

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