Her Majesty
WINDSOR CASTLE — The regent’s hygiene is paramount in assuring a long reign. But it takes a dedicated staff willing to go to extreme measures.
The organs of generation, principally the external structures. In other words, dicks and pussies.
WINDSOR CASTLE — The regent’s hygiene is paramount in assuring a long reign. But it takes a dedicated staff willing to go to extreme measures.
SPREAD EAGLE, WISCONSIN, USA — Being limber has many advantages.
BANGKOK, THAILAND — Some actions just cannot be undone, so you better be goddamn sure it’s what you really, really, really want to do.
PLANET RIGEL VII — There is no doubt that relations with offworld civilizations would expand the horizons of porn content, technology and markets.
DAKAR, SENEGAL — No judgements, but how do you get consent from a sheep?
MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.