Frozen: The Snowjob
KINGDOM OF ARENDELLE — This Disney animated film featured a world of ice and snow. Things are about to warm up a bit.
Tag: Genitals
The organs of generation, principally the external structures. In other words, dicks and pussies.
Santa
NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.
The Birds and the Bees
PEE PEE TOWNSHIP, OHIO, USA — Exposure to some adult concepts and themes can be traumatizing for kids. Wait until they’re 30.
Dare to Trust
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.
Trinh’s Punani
DIEN BIEN PHU, VIETNAM — The community may have a few things to say about a pussy that just won’t shut up.
The Age-Old Standby
CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.