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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Oral

Having to do with the mouth, such as eating, smoking, kissing, whistling and drinking, but here mostly as part of sexual congress.

Dwarfs & Midgets
Haikus, Rated R

Dwarfs & Midgets

SHORT PUMP, VIRGINIA — A diminutive poetic form for diminutive human forms.

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September 27, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Sushi Roll
Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

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Stumpy
July 12, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sapphic Gymnasts
Limericks, Rated PG

Sapphic Gymnasts

SPREAD EAGLE, WISCONSIN, USA — Being limber has many advantages.

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Stumpy
March 13, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 3: Two Blows
Rated R, Stories

No. 3: Two Blows

SANTAREM DISTRICT, PORTUGAL — Stumpy and Javier drive to Villa Lagartos for a high-level meeting.

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Stumpy
September 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 6 mins read
Alcoholic Lesbians
Limericks, Rated PG

Alcoholic Lesbians

LOVELADY, TEXAS, USA — Inebriation has always been an antecedent to sexual activity, by lowering inhibitions.

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Stumpy
July 14, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Lenore
Limericks, Rated R

Lenore

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, USA — Don’t betray Edgar. He’s got a dark side.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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