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Tag: Star Wars

The multi-billion-dollar, science fiction empire created by George Lucas — now a Disney property — with its fanatical and faithful followers, conventions, merchandise, media and related ideas and artifacts.

Star Wars – Prequels
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Star Wars – Prequels

PLANET CORUSCANT — Here are some jokes about the Star Wars prequel trilogy, Episodes I–III.

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June 17, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Star Wars – Classic
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Star Wars – Classic

PLANET TATOOINE (DESERT WORLD) — Here are some jokes about the original Star Wars trilogy, Episodes IV–VI.

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June 14, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Star Wars: Clone Troopers
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Star Wars: Clone Troopers

PLANET KAMINO — The Grand Army of the Republic, rather than the defenders of democracy, was its undoing.

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December 1, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Bothans
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Star Wars: Bothans

DEATH STAR (SECOND) — They paid a heavy price to get the data. At least their sacrifice was not in vain.

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November 9, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Hoth Survival
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Star Wars: Hoth Survival

PLANET 6, HOTH SYSTEM (ICE WORLD) — This harsh environment, populated by dangerous creatures, is the location of the Rebel Alliance’s Echo Base.

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June 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine
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Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine

DEATH STAR (FIRST) — She was in that cell a long time, presumably without adequate bathing facilities or access to toiletries.

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April 21, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
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