The Sheepherders’ School
DING DONG, TEXAS, USA — There are reasons to pursue a particular profession, and there are reasons to actively avoid a particular profession.
Category: Rated G
G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.
Chopsticks and Forks
HONG KONG — Different cultures use different implements to prepare and consume food, sometimes with very strong opinions on the matter.
Star Wars: Clone Troopers
PLANET KAMINO — The Grand Army of the Republic, rather than the defenders of democracy, was its undoing.
Walking
BORING, OREGON, USA — Walking itself is not that exciting, but it’s sometimes the only option available. Suck it up.
Star Wars: Bothans
DEATH STAR (SECOND) — They paid a heavy price to get the data. At least their sacrifice was not in vain.
Adapting to Hell
GEHENNA, LAKE OF FIRE — Make the best of a shitty situation. They can’t take away your pride in a job well done.