Krauss the Louse
LOCAL CROTCH — Never underestimate the value of a good education.
Tag: Flora & Fauna
Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.
Santa
NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.
Pachyderms
NORTHERN ZIMBABWE — An ode to elephants and their trunked awesomeness.
Whale Clit
NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.
Jared Fogle
RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.
The Catfish
LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.