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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Flora & Fauna

Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.

The Blue-Balled Toad
Limericks, Rated R

The Blue-Balled Toad

WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.

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Stumpy
January 20, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Krauss the Louse
Limericks, Rated PG

Krauss the Louse

LOCAL CROTCH — Never underestimate the value of a good education.

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Javier Seguro
January 6, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Santa
Limericks, Rated PG

Santa

NORTH POLE — The fat man in the red suit is a disgusting deviant with poor hygiene.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Pachyderms
Limericks, Rated G

Pachyderms

NORTHERN ZIMBABWE — An ode to elephants and their trunked awesomeness.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 23, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Whale Clit
Haikus, Rated PG

Whale Clit

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.

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Stumpy
September 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Jared Fogle
Jokes, Rated R

Jared Fogle

RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 2 mins read

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