Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Dare to Trust
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.
Trinh’s Punani
DIEN BIEN PHU, VIETNAM — The community may have a few things to say about a pussy that just won’t shut up.
Pachyderms
NORTHERN ZIMBABWE — An ode to elephants and their trunked awesomeness.
Ass Bandits
BOAR TUSH, ARKANSAS, USA — Every bad guy has a method of choice to rob you of your valuables.
Daniel Dennett
BALLVILLE, OHIO, USA — Modern philosophers and cosmologists have their own vocabulary, which isn’t so easy to decipher.