Turkey Skin
MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — With a face only a mother could love, these are nonetheless remarkable creatures.
Category: Rated PG
PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.
Sperm Bank
WANKERS CORNER, OREGON, USA — For all of two and a half minutes of “work,” if you’re chosen as a donor, the money’s easy to come by.
Powerful Totems
KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.
Massage Parlor
DONGGUAN, CHINA — For those seeking the healing properties of touch therapy in the red district, all’s well that ends well.
Snickerdoodle
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.
No Underwear
ZIP CITY, ALABAMA, USA — Beseech the gods for mercy, should you ever encounter the bloodthirsty beast that lurks below the belt.