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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Donald Trump

The American racist, sexist, elitist, braggadocious, asswipe POTUS-wannabe billionaire fuckstick.

Trump Doubles Down
Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Doubles Down

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — The orange clown from Mar-a-Lago tosses raw meat to his cult over a fake border crisis.

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Fluffy Lane
March 7, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald Trump
Jokes, Rated R

Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — This guy in reality is so ludicrous, so ridiculous and so absurd, that jokes seem pale in comparison, but here are some, anyway.

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Stumpy
January 23, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Trump Ain’t Racist
Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Ain’t Racist

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — Trump is many things—thief, xenophobe, misogynist, narcissist, liar, braggart, predator, cheat, homophobe, elitist—but is he a racist? Yes.

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Stumpy
November 10, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Executive Order
Limericks, Rated G

Executive Order

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.

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Veronika Andelsky
May 5, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald’s Dismay
Limericks, Rated R

Donald’s Dismay

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.

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Stumpy
September 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
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