Aim for the Chin

Male porn stars are admonished to try
Not to angle their meatsticks too high,
But to aim for the chin,
When the camera zooms in,
So that nobody loses an eye.

Porn legend Ron Jeremy is credited with this sticky nugget of cumshot knowledge.

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