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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Gary the Canary
Limericks, Rated G

Gary the Canary

BITTER END, TENNESSEE, USA — A small, but effective early warning system with a big heart.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2025April 20, 2025 · 2 mins read
The Gizzard
Limericks, Rated G

The Gizzard

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — How do these guys chew the lizards, frogs, insects and other stuff they eat. Find out!

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Stumpy
November 27, 2024November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
This Christmas
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This Christmas

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.

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Stumpy
January 1, 2024 · 1 min read
Emu Stew
Limericks, Rated G

Emu Stew

BULLSHIT HILL, AUSTRALIA — A bird that can disembowel you in an instant: the antithesis of an easy meal.

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Stumpy
December 6, 2023December 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Turkey Skin
Limericks, Rated PG

Turkey Skin

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — With a face only a mother could love, these are nonetheless remarkable creatures.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2023November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Vultures
Limericks, Rated G

Vultures

OKAVANGO DELTA, BOTSWANA — Vultures used to answer to no one, but times have changed. When it comes to modern air travel, takeoff weight matters.

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Stumpy
October 25, 2023November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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