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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Sam the Horse
Limericks, Rated G

Sam the Horse

WICHITA, KANSAS, USA — You many not believe it, but horses are more than just food. Take Sam, for example.

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Stumpy
June 26, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Stranger
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The Stranger

HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.

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Stumpy
June 26, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Judge Graine
Limericks, Rated R

Judge Graine

MONTREAL, CANADA — Justice is blind. In this case, it’s more important than ever.

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Stumpy
June 25, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars – Prequels
Jokes, Rated R

Star Wars – Prequels

PLANET CORUSCANT — Here are some jokes about the Star Wars prequel trilogy, Episodes I–III.

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Stumpy
June 17, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Star Wars – Classic
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Star Wars – Classic

PLANET TATOOINE (DESERT WORLD) — Here are some jokes about the original Star Wars trilogy, Episodes IV–VI.

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Stumpy
June 14, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Restroom Incidents
Limericks, Rated PG

Restroom Incidents

FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.

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May 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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