Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated PG

The Stranger

HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.

Limericks, Rated R

Judge Graine

MONTREAL, CANADA — Justice is blind. In this case, it’s more important than ever.

Star Wars – Prequels

PLANET CORUSCANT — Here are some jokes about the Star Wars prequel trilogy, Episodes I–III.

Star Wars – Classic

PLANET TATOOINE (DESERT WORLD) — Here are some jokes about the original Star Wars trilogy, Episodes IV–VI.

Limericks, Rated PG

Restroom Incidents

FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.

Haikus, Rated PG

Lesbian Talk

PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO, USA — The best way to come out and say it is to come out and say it.