Caffeine
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA — The drug of choice of billions of tired people the world over.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Gigolo Ambition
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — Aging man-whores are at a physical disadvantage, but there’s no replacement for experience in the field.
Gay Cannibals
AMAZON BASIN — This might be one of the smallest of all minority groups in the LGBTQ+ community, but they’ve got a bone to pick.
Trump Doubles Down
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — The orange clown from Mar-a-Lago tosses raw meat to his cult over a fake border crisis.
Vampire Bob
CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS — This Dork Lord sucks both figuratively and literally. You don’t even have to take precautions.
