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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

A Dishonest Hooker
Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

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December 19, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Chopsticks and Forks
Limericks, Rated G

Chopsticks and Forks

HONG KONG — Different cultures use different implements to prepare and consume food, sometimes with very strong opinions on the matter.

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December 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
S&M Thrills
Limericks, Rated PG

S&M Thrills

CHÂTEAU DE LACOSTE, FRANCE — It’s a pain in the ass keeping up with ever-emerging trends in the S&M world.

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Stumpy
December 8, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Eskimo Faps
Limericks, Rated PG

Eskimo Faps

MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.

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Stumpy
December 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Clone Troopers
Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Clone Troopers

PLANET KAMINO — The Grand Army of the Republic, rather than the defenders of democracy, was its undoing.

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Stumpy
December 1, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Build a Better Penis
Jokes, Rated PG

Build a Better Penis

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — New technology makes getting a replacement appendage an upgrade from the old one, even the original.

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Stumpy
November 20, 2014November 14, 2023 · 3 mins read

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