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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Nympho Pyros
Limericks, Rated R

Nympho Pyros

EXPERIMENT, GEORGIA — If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.

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Stumpy
May 16, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Widow Cobb’s Spider
Limericks, Rated R

Widow Cobb’s Spider

BUSH LANDING, MINNESOTA, USA — Mutual symbiosis is common in nature, but not always this startling or confusing.

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Stumpy
May 13, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Pollen
Limericks, Rated R

Pollen

SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.

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Stumpy
May 12, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Star
Limericks, Rated PG

The Star

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — When it comes to classifying stars, it takes lots of observation and calculation for it to surrender its secrets.

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Javier Seguro
May 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Whitechapel Tart
Limericks, Rated R

Whitechapel Tart

LONDON, ENGLAND — Jack the Ripper was brutal. If he had a sense of humor, it might have manifested as something like this.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 10, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Singh’s Grips
Limericks, Rated PG

Singh’s Grips

MUMBAI, INDIA — Is this someone’s idea of a sikh joke or what?

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Stumpy
May 9, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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