All callgirls inflate their wage scale,
So fuck ’em, never pay retail;
Bargain hard, haggle tough
For that overpriced muff
And dicker like hell for it wholesale.
Manhattan escorts, it’s said, have a median income of $900 an hour, topping out at $2,000 an hour with a two-hour minimum. A weekend is around $30,000. Stumpy’s advice: “Negotiate. I once traded a secondhand Keurig machine and a paperback copy of Mein Kampf in Swahili for a threesome with two hot and limber Estonian chicks in Helsinki in 2011. Of course, I’m charismatic, handsome and have a rhinocerous cock, but that’s beside the point. You can do it, too!”
