Restroom Incidents

Malodorous restroom incidents
Call for matches, spray or incense
By even those who think,
That their shit doesn’t stink
Or some such ignorant non-scents.

Hint: hit the Excretion tag below for more shit!

According to “11 Icky But Interesting Facts About Poop” at Everyday Health, “Water makes up about 75 percent of your bowel movements. The rest is an often-stinky combination of fiber, dead and live bacteria, other cells, and mucus. Soluble fibers found in foods like beans and nuts are broken down during digestion and form a gel-like substance that becomes part of your poop.”