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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Aliens

Extraterrestrial creatures, technology and things.

Alien: Ash
Limericks, Rated G

Alien: Ash

PLANETOID LV-426 — Corporatism in space places profits over all other considerations, including human life.

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Stumpy
September 9, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
Limericks, Rated G

Aliens: Sulaco Transmission

PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Starship Troopers: Brains
Limericks, Rated G

Starship Troopers: Brains

PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.

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Stumpy
January 23, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
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