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Warm-blooded, egg-laying vertebrates, with feathers, wings and a beak, that typically can fly. The are the living descendents of the dinosaurs.

Gary the Canary
Limericks, Rated G

Gary the Canary

BITTER END, TENNESSEE, USA — A small, but effective early warning system with a big heart.

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April 19, 2025April 20, 2025 · 2 mins read
The Gizzard
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The Gizzard

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — How do these guys chew the lizards, frogs, insects and other stuff they eat. Find out!

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November 27, 2024November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Emu Stew
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Emu Stew

BULLSHIT HILL, AUSTRALIA — A bird that can disembowel you in an instant: the antithesis of an easy meal.

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Stumpy
December 6, 2023December 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Turkey Skin
Limericks, Rated PG

Turkey Skin

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — With a face only a mother could love, these are nonetheless remarkable creatures.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2023November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Vultures
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Vultures

OKAVANGO DELTA, BOTSWANA — Vultures used to answer to no one, but times have changed. When it comes to modern air travel, takeoff weight matters.

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Stumpy
October 25, 2023November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Fucking Birds
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Fucking Birds

AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA — As a group, our avian friends have some of the goofiest and most sexually suggestive names in the animal kingdom.

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October 17, 2023November 5, 2023 · 4 mins read

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