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Tag: Flora & Fauna

Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.

Sam the Horse
Limericks, Rated G

Sam the Horse

WICHITA, KANSAS, USA — You many not believe it, but horses are more than just food. Take Sam, for example.

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June 26, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
In the Garden
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In the Garden

LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.

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April 13, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Hirsute Hilda
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Hirsute Hilda

MIDNIGHT THICKET, DELAWARE, USA — If you see the ‘Squatch, turn and run in the opposite direction as fast as you possibly can.

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Stumpy
April 1, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Little Stinkers
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Little Stinkers

ERWIN, TENNESSEE, USA — Nature is often courteous enough to warn would-be victims via high-contrast patterns or colors. The more garish, the more dangerous.

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Stumpy
March 22, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Brontosaur
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Brontosaur

COMO BLUFF, WYOMING, USA — Animal taxonomy changes all the time as more data comes in and connections are made.

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Javier Seguro
March 3, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Stark and Certain Terms
Limericks, Rated G

Stark and Certain Terms

GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.

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Noushin Behrooz
February 8, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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