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Tag: Food and Beverages

Organic material, such as plants and animals, consumed to sustain life processes–in other words, the stuff we eat and drink.

The Gizzard
Limericks, Rated G

The Gizzard

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — How do these guys chew the lizards, frogs, insects and other stuff they eat. Find out!

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November 27, 2024November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Emu Stew
Limericks, Rated G

Emu Stew

BULLSHIT HILL, AUSTRALIA — A bird that can disembowel you in an instant: the antithesis of an easy meal.

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Stumpy
December 6, 2023December 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Turkey Skin
Limericks, Rated PG

Turkey Skin

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — With a face only a mother could love, these are nonetheless remarkable creatures.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2023November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Wet Nurse Neve
Limericks, Rated G

Wet Nurse Neve

MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA — Neve is a milk entrepreneur in America’s Dairyland. But can she expand her operation?

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Stumpy
June 26, 2018November 6, 2023 · 2 mins read
Brazen Grayson
Limericks, Rated G

Brazen Grayson

SELMA, CALIFORNIA, USA — Playing with your food can yield some interesting results.

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Stumpy
May 31, 2018November 6, 2023 · 1 min read
Caffeine
Limericks, Rated G

Caffeine

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA — The drug of choice of billions of tired people the world over.

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Fluffy Lane
April 17, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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