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Tag: Holidays

Special days designated for annual observance, reflection or celebration, such as in the U.S. with Christmas, Presidents’ Day, Thansgiving, Easter, Labor Day, Memorial Day and Hannukah.

The Gizzard
Limericks, Rated G

The Gizzard

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — How do these guys chew the lizards, frogs, insects and other stuff they eat. Find out!

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November 27, 2024November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
This Christmas
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This Christmas

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.

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January 1, 2024 · 1 min read
Emu Stew
Limericks, Rated G

Emu Stew

BULLSHIT HILL, AUSTRALIA — A bird that can disembowel you in an instant: the antithesis of an easy meal.

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December 6, 2023December 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Turkey Skin
Limericks, Rated PG

Turkey Skin

MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — With a face only a mother could love, these are nonetheless remarkable creatures.

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November 22, 2023November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Old Saint Nick
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Old Saint Nick

NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.

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Stumpy
December 25, 2018November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Elf on the Shelf
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Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

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Stumpy
December 23, 2016November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read

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