This Christmas
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.
Tag: Holidays
Special days designated for annual observance, reflection or celebration, such as in the U.S. with Christmas, Presidents’ Day, Thansgiving, Easter, Labor Day, Memorial Day and Hannukah.
Emu Stew
BULLSHIT HILL, AUSTRALIA — A bird that can disembowel you in an instant: the antithesis of an easy meal.
Turkey Skin
MELEAGER, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — With a face only a mother could love, these are nonetheless remarkable creatures.
Old Saint Nick
NORTH POLE — Santa is a sick individual with sadomasochistic tendencies. But you knew that already.
Elf on the Shelf
FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.
