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The jolly fat man himself.

This Christmas
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This Christmas

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.

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Stumpy
January 1, 2024 · 1 min read
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