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Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

A Dishonest Hooker
Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

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December 19, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
S&M Thrills
Limericks, Rated PG

S&M Thrills

CHÂTEAU DE LACOSTE, FRANCE — It’s a pain in the ass keeping up with ever-emerging trends in the S&M world.

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December 8, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Eskimo Faps
Limericks, Rated PG

Eskimo Faps

MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.

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December 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Build a Better Penis
Jokes, Rated PG

Build a Better Penis

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — New technology makes getting a replacement appendage an upgrade from the old one, even the original.

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November 20, 2014November 14, 2023 · 3 mins read
Dirk’s Dildo Works
Limericks, Rated R

Dirk’s Dildo Works

BIGBONE, KENTUCKY, USA — If everyone wants one, it’s going to be difficult to obtain.

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November 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Shipmates
Limericks, Rated PG

Lesbian Shipmates

FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.

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November 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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