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Tag: The Sea

Large bodies of saltwater mostly or wholely encompassed by land, usually claimed by nations with access to an ocean.

Whale Clit
Haikus, Rated PG

Whale Clit

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.

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September 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
The Catfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Catfish

LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.

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July 8, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Butt Pirates
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Butt Pirates

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Piracy on the high seas has always been a tough choice of profession. But call of the booty is irresistable.

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Stumpy
February 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sad Eunice
Limericks, Rated PG

Sad Eunice

INDIAN OCEAN — Humans have a checkered past with cetaceans. Some populations are bouncing back. Romances are blooming.

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Stumpy
February 11, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Shipmates
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Lesbian Shipmates

FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower
Rated R, Stories

No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower

LISBON, PORTUGAL — Back from a mission that went bad, Stumpy regroups with Javier.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2014November 13, 2023 · 5 mins read

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