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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Transportation

Modes of conveyance, such as terrestrial, aerial, (sub)marine and space vehicles, elevators, escalators and moving walkways.

All Over the Map
Limericks, Rated PG

All Over the Map

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — If there can be an app for it, there is an app for it.

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August 1, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Popeye the Sailor Man
Limericks, Rated R

Popeye the Sailor Man

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.

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Stumpy
April 11, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Alien: Ash
Limericks, Rated G

Alien: Ash

PLANETOID LV-426 — Corporatism in space places profits over all other considerations, including human life.

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Stumpy
September 9, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Predator Signs
Jokes, Rated R

Predator Signs

OTTAWA, CANADA — Danger lurks around every corner. Canada’s Ministry of Transportation aims to save lives with road signage.

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Stumpy
August 31, 2015December 25, 2024 · 3 mins read
Walking
Limericks, Rated G

Walking

BORING, OREGON, USA — Walking itself is not that exciting, but it’s sometimes the only option available. Suck it up.

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Noushin Behrooz
November 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Watersports
Limericks, Rated PG

Watersports

DRAIN, OREGON, USA — If you like it wet and wild, this one’s for you.

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Stumpy
September 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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