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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Le Muffét
Limericks, Rated PG

Le Muffét

DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA — Whether you come to eat or eat to come, the place to be at noon is Le Muffet.

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Stumpy
March 27, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Little Stinkers
Limericks, Rated G

Little Stinkers

ERWIN, TENNESSEE, USA — Nature is often courteous enough to warn would-be victims via high-contrast patterns or colors. The more garish, the more dangerous.

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Stumpy
March 22, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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Stumpy
February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Lazy New Ways
Limericks, Rated PG

Lazy New Ways

CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.

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Stumpy
February 10, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Blue-Balled Toad
Limericks, Rated R

The Blue-Balled Toad

WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.

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Stumpy
January 20, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Penis Aplenty
Limericks, Rated R

Penis Aplenty

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s an overpriced and pretentious coffee place, but working there certainly has its perks.

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Stumpy
January 13, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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