Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated G

Little Stinkers

ERWIN, TENNESSEE, USA — Nature is often courteous enough to warn would-be victims via high-contrast patterns or colors. The more garish, the more dangerous.

Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

Limericks, Rated PG

Lazy New Ways

CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.

Limericks, Rated R

The Blue-Balled Toad

WIESBADEN, GERMANY — This is a tale of sexually frustrated amphibians and their sympathetic German human benefactors.

Limericks, Rated R

Penis Aplenty

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s an overpriced and pretentious coffee place, but working there certainly has its perks.

Limericks, Rated G

An Odd Hieroglyph

GIZA PLATEAU, EGYPT — Decipher ancient Egyptian symbols. Learn something you didn’t know. Try vainly to forget it.