Vampire Bob
CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS — This Dork Lord sucks both figuratively and literally. You don’t even have to take precautions.
Stumpy
Author: Stumpy
Miss Knox
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, USA — If you’re not getting this level of service from your financial institutions, it’s time to switch.
The Ass-Man
KIESTER, MINNESOTA, USA — If a fantasy comes true, actual reality may not live up to the imagined one.
Mammosurgeons
GROSSE TETE, LOUISIANA, USA — There’s meticulous science behind the perfect pair of breasts.
Unreliable Boners
BLACK PIPE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — It’s a race to acquire a bigger pecker. Who will end up on the short end of the stick?
Bartertown
AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK — On the edge of the vast salt lake, the Devil’s Anvil, Aunty struggles to erect a vestige of civilization.