Nympho Pyros
EXPERIMENT, GEORGIA — If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Widow Cobb’s Spider
BUSH LANDING, MINNESOTA, USA — Mutual symbiosis is common in nature, but not always this startling or confusing.
Pollen
SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.
The Star
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — When it comes to classifying stars, it takes lots of observation and calculation for it to surrender its secrets.
Whitechapel Tart
LONDON, ENGLAND — Jack the Ripper was brutal. If he had a sense of humor, it might have manifested as something like this.
Singh’s Grips
MUMBAI, INDIA — Is this someone’s idea of a sikh joke or what?