This Christmas
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.
These are words in poetic form intended to be sung with musical accompaniment.
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.
LOCAL GALACTIC ARM — Most life as we know it requires sunlight to flourish. We are no different.
CUMMING, GEORGIA, USA — How many colorful ways can you think of to describe masturbation?
LOVELAND, COLORADO, USA — Love is a chemical cocktail of hormones and neurotransmitters.