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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Lyrics

These are words in poetic form intended to be sung with musical accompaniment.

This Christmas
Lyrics, Rated R

This Christmas

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY, USA — You messed up big time. Santa’s displeased. Here’s the terrible tally of your misdeeds this past year.

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Stumpy
January 1, 2024 · 1 min read
Whispers of Light
Lyrics, Rated G

Whispers of Light

LOCAL GALACTIC ARM — Most life as we know it requires sunlight to flourish. We are no different.

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Fluffy Lane
November 16, 2023 · 1 min read
You’re a Wanker
Lyrics, Rated PG

You’re a Wanker

CUMMING, GEORGIA, USA — How many colorful ways can you think of to describe masturbation?

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Nonapeptides
Lyrics, Rated PG

Nonapeptides

LOVELAND, COLORADO, USA — Love is a chemical cocktail of hormones and neurotransmitters.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
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