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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

The Stranger
Limericks, Rated PG

The Stranger

HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.

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Stumpy
June 26, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Judge Graine
Limericks, Rated R

Judge Graine

MONTREAL, CANADA — Justice is blind. In this case, it’s more important than ever.

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Stumpy
June 25, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Restroom Incidents
Limericks, Rated PG

Restroom Incidents

FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.

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Stumpy
May 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Executive Order
Limericks, Rated G

Executive Order

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.

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Veronika Andelsky
May 5, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Talk
Haikus, Rated PG

Lesbian Talk

PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO, USA — The best way to come out and say it is to come out and say it.

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Stumpy
April 15, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In the Garden
Limericks, Rated G

In the Garden

LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.

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Stumpy
April 13, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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