Popeye the Sailor Man
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
Rock, Paper, Scissors
KOOSKOOSKIE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s all fun and games until someone rubs their genitals up against yours. Unless you wanted them to do it, then it’s game on.
Snipers With Hooters
KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.
Hirsute Hilda
MIDNIGHT THICKET, DELAWARE, USA — If you see the ‘Squatch, turn and run in the opposite direction as fast as you possibly can.
Le Muffét
DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA — Whether you come to eat or eat to come, the place to be at noon is Le Muffet.
Little Stinkers
ERWIN, TENNESSEE, USA — Nature is often courteous enough to warn would-be victims via high-contrast patterns or colors. The more garish, the more dangerous.