S&M Thrills
CHÂTEAU DE LACOSTE, FRANCE — It’s a pain in the ass keeping up with ever-emerging trends in the S&M world.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
Eskimo Faps
MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.
Star Wars: Clone Troopers
PLANET KAMINO — The Grand Army of the Republic, rather than the defenders of democracy, was its undoing.
Walking
BORING, OREGON, USA — Walking itself is not that exciting, but it’s sometimes the only option available. Suck it up.
Dirk’s Dildo Works
BIGBONE, KENTUCKY, USA — If everyone wants one, it’s going to be difficult to obtain.
Star Wars: Bothans
DEATH STAR (SECOND) — They paid a heavy price to get the data. At least their sacrifice was not in vain.