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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Chopsticks and Forks
Limericks, Rated G

Chopsticks and Forks

HONG KONG — Different cultures use different implements to prepare and consume food, sometimes with very strong opinions on the matter.

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Stumpy
December 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
S&M Thrills
Limericks, Rated PG

S&M Thrills

CHÂTEAU DE LACOSTE, FRANCE — It’s a pain in the ass keeping up with ever-emerging trends in the S&M world.

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December 8, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Eskimo Faps
Limericks, Rated PG

Eskimo Faps

MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.

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December 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Clone Troopers
Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Clone Troopers

PLANET KAMINO — The Grand Army of the Republic, rather than the defenders of democracy, was its undoing.

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Stumpy
December 1, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Walking
Limericks, Rated G

Walking

BORING, OREGON, USA — Walking itself is not that exciting, but it’s sometimes the only option available. Suck it up.

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Noushin Behrooz
November 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Dirk’s Dildo Works
Limericks, Rated R

Dirk’s Dildo Works

BIGBONE, KENTUCKY, USA — If everyone wants one, it’s going to be difficult to obtain.

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November 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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