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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Prose

This section includes written works that are not poetic in nature.

Ashley Madison Lookup
Jokes, Rated PG

Ashley Madison Lookup

CHEAT LAKE, WISCONSIN, USA — Data breaches can range from relatively inconsequential to dangerous, embarrassing and ruinous.

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August 21, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Build a Better Penis
Jokes, Rated PG

Build a Better Penis

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — New technology makes getting a replacement appendage an upgrade from the old one, even the original.

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Stumpy
November 20, 2014November 14, 2023 · 3 mins read
No. 3: Two Blows
Rated R, Stories

No. 3: Two Blows

SANTAREM DISTRICT, PORTUGAL — Stumpy and Javier drive to Villa Lagartos for a high-level meeting.

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Stumpy
September 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 6 mins read
Ray and Janay Rice
Jokes, Rated PG

Ray and Janay Rice

PNCH, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — These jokes can’t be beat, but Ray will try anyway.

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Stumpy
September 12, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower
Rated R, Stories

No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower

LISBON, PORTUGAL — Back from a mission that went bad, Stumpy regroups with Javier.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2014November 13, 2023 · 5 mins read
No. 1: Duct Tape Blues
Rated PG, Stories

No. 1: Duct Tape Blues

SALAMANCA, SPAIN — Stumpy finds himself battered and alone after a mission goes wrong.

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Stumpy
July 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 4 mins read

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