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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Hirsute Hilda
Limericks, Rated R

Hirsute Hilda

MIDNIGHT THICKET, DELAWARE, USA — If you see the ‘Squatch, turn and run in the opposite direction as fast as you possibly can.

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Stumpy
April 1, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Le Muffét
Limericks, Rated PG

Le Muffét

DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA — Whether you come to eat or eat to come, the place to be at noon is Le Muffet.

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Stumpy
March 27, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Little Stinkers
Limericks, Rated G

Little Stinkers

ERWIN, TENNESSEE, USA — Nature is often courteous enough to warn would-be victims via high-contrast patterns or colors. The more garish, the more dangerous.

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Stumpy
March 22, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Brontosaur
Limericks, Rated G

Brontosaur

COMO BLUFF, WYOMING, USA — Animal taxonomy changes all the time as more data comes in and connections are made.

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Javier Seguro
March 3, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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Stumpy
February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Lazy New Ways
Limericks, Rated PG

Lazy New Ways

CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.

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Stumpy
February 10, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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